• Terms and Conditions

    Getting the ugly bits out of the way! This simply ensures that I am covered, as you cannot say you were not informed if I've written it down and sent it to you.

    General Terms

    1. Your booking begins when you walk in the door/I walk into your residence.

    2. It is a condition of receiving service that you shower when asked. If your shower is deemed inadequate and your hygiene is still questionable, you will be asked to take another, and this is all still on your time. I do not require clients to be clean shaven, just well washed; paying particular attention to areas that will have my mouth and nose near or on them.

    3. If you choose to conclude the session early, you do not get a partial refund. Exceptions may be made on a case by case basis, depending on the reason for concluding the session and our relationship.

    4. Deposit policy can be found here.

    5. Cancellation policy can be found here.

    6. Screening policy can be found here.


    The following things are not available:

    • Unreasonable outfit requests, such as attire inappropriate for a public setting requested for dinner, or heavy/latex attire during a hot day.

    • Natural sex or natural anal sex.

    • Unreasonable time frames, such as requesting MSOG in a half hour booking -- you may try, but be reasonable about your own abilities and mine.

    Grounds for termination of service

    Several behaviours are completely unacceptable during a booking, and will result in immediate termination of your service with no refund, or conditionally a partial refund. Many will also mean a police report, and calling my security to assist me in detaining you for the police, or escorting me safely off the premises. I reserve the right to refuse a booking during any point of the booking process if you make me uncomfortable, and to end a booking at any time due to any of the following circumstances.


    Condom tampering is dangerous and illegal behaviour. This includes, but is not limited to: stealthing (removal of the condom without the consent of all parties), deliberately breaking the condom, or compromising the integrity of the condom in any way. If this occurs during a booking, service will immediately be ceased, and a statement will be made to police. Stealthing is now a crime punishable by law, coming under sexual assault laws.


    Filming or photography without having gained consent beforehand. I charge for images of me during bookings, and do not allow filming to take place at all; this means that there will be no consent given for those things, and any images or video taken of me during the booking are illegal. When discovered will result in immediate cessation of the booking, seizure of the equipment, and a phone call to police who will come and review any footage or images taken.


    Pushing boundaries and ignoring "no": If I must ask you more than once to stop an activity that I do not like, that will be taken as ignoring my boundaries. Consent is important at all times, and if it is constantly pushed, then to booking will be stopped and I will leave or ask you to leave. You will not receive a refund, as you should understand basic "no means no". A common example of this is clients pushing for anal play when they have not paid for it, or continuously pushing for BBBJ when it is not offered. This also includes attempting to touch me when I cannot consent to it, like when I'm asleep or intoxicated. If you require a lesson on this before our booking, please let me know. Obviously furthering this to the point of rape will mean a call to police.


    Theft is an obvious indicator that you are a bad client. Attempting to take back the money you used to pay me is considered theft, and it is also rape by deception. Rifling through my belongings is also unacceptable. These will result in a ban, and a call to the police.


    Property damage on purpose will result in an immediate call to the police, and I will leave/ask you to leave without a refund.


    Non-disclosure of an STI: I will see clients who have an STI at my discretion, depending on the STI and how it's managed. But if you turn up with open sores that you did not inform me of, I will cease the booking. In this case, you may get a partial refund, depending on your intent. If it comes to climax and it's clear you have an STI, the booking will cease with no refund, and you will be told to get treatment and possibly banned, again depending on intent.


    Non-payment of funds: If you turn up to a booking with the incorrect amount of money, I will either turn you away at the door after taking the cancellation fee, or hold the cash and send you to an ATM to fetch the rest. This ensures you'll come back, but I may also charge an additional fee for wasting my time if this causes your booking to go over time - otherwise, the time wasted will simply be taken off your booking duration. If you extend the booking, or overstay, you will need to pay the remaining. You can do that immediately following the booking (by getting cash out of an ATM), during the booking (with an instant transfer), or in the days following. If you refuse, or ignore my follow up messages, I can and will take it to the police and to my lawyer - it is perfectly legal for me to pursue you for stolen services, and I absolutely will do so.


    Deception: If I have previously stated that you are not a client I wish to see, and you attempt to book me with different details, I will terminate the booking and take it to the police. This is actually rape by deception.


    Special conditions

    Overnight Bookings

    An overnight booking generally consists of 14 hours together, with a minimum of six hours sleep. Please note that an overnight booking does not mean that we will do every service under the sun. If you have specific requests, you must address them with me beforehand so I can decide whether I am comfortable performing them, or so I have time to prepare. Some activities require equipment, costumes, or consumables that I do not bring to every booking as standard.

    The sleeping portion of our time together is firm, I am also incredibly grumpy if I don't get a full night of sleep. This means that during that six hour period, clients are not to attempt to perform sexual acts upon me at all, as someone who is asleep cannot consent. This may be different in a long term partnership with agreed upon consent, but please try to remember that this is a date; watch this awesome video on consent as compared to cups of tea! You are of course permitted to cuddle me, but sexual contact is not permitted. Unfortunately, if you attempt to inappropriately engage at any point during the time I am asleep, I will immediately end the date and we will part.


    Submissive Bookings

    I do not take submissive bookings with new clients. There are no exceptions to this. I am not a pro sub; I am not prepared to have someone crossing my boundaries in such a manner, and need to ensure I can trust anyone who is after submissive bookings. You must have had a prior booking with me of an hour or longer, and I reserve the right to refuse submissive services if I don't believe that booking has proven you are someone to be trusted. For further information on the limits and terms and conditions of submissive bookings, please click on this link.


    Anal Bookings

    Whilst I do offer anal sex as a service, this is, unfortunately, dependent on size. I will not agree to receive an image from you, and any images sent under the pretext of "I thought you would want to know what you might be dealing with" will result in the termination of any communications. If you are happy to have the anal sex turned down and your extra money refunded, book with me! If you are only content to see me if anal sex is involved and you are worried that your size may result in being turned down, perhaps see another provider. Extremely rough anal sex and gaping is not my cup of tea, being a vanilla, GFE type, so book accordingly.

    Notice is required, so that I can prepare for your booking. If you don't mind a little bit of mess, I am happy to take the booking reasonably last minute, per my usual availability. Anal is only permitted in bookings of one hour or more.



    I have a very particular stance on reviews. If I have provided you with service that you believe is poor, I invite you to provide a review, but I would also ask you to identify your handle for such so that I may have right of reply. If you would like to provide me with a neutral or positive review, I would ask that you try to keep the erotica to a minimum, and that you don't list it on Punter Planet. I absolutely see clients who are members of that website, but I do not wish for reviews there, as I am opposed to their rather unsavoury culture. I may post your review here, on my website, if you give permission.

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